The Bro Cap: Temporary Dumbing for Smart Jocks
Being a dumb jock is a horny idea; who wouldn't want to be a goofy frat bro who thinks with his dick once in a while? Unfortunately, being stupid in real life is often a serious handicap that tends to get in the way of being successful in life. Overall, most people would be better off being smarter overall, but intelligence often comes with a tendency to overthink and be nerdy.
I created the Smart Jock system to give the user a way to smarten up and get fitter overall through the Cognitive Benefit of Exercise, but I also promised a way to "make it easy and natural for you to control the level of your intelligence so you can be a dumb jock with the bros while letting yourself be maximally smart while studying or at work." The Bro Cap fulfills that promise by giving you a mechanism to dumb down to exactly the level of IQ that is pleasing to your dim bro fetish when desired, while providing a reliable return to baseline intelligence through a period of enhanced thinking; so that you can be a stupid frat boy when it suits you while getting smarter overall.
The Bro Cap Script
Wouldn't it be nice if there was a way
To turn off your brain for a while
And then turn it back on when you need it?
That's why I invented the Bro Cap:
A simple Hypnotic trigger that creates
A sort of anti-thinking cap
which inhibits Access to
all of your knowledge and intelligence
Whenever you wear it,
that leaves you smart as ever
The moment the cap is removed.
If that sounds like a good idea to you
All you have to do is keep on listening.
Now I want you to lay back and relax
And picture yourself on a fluffy white cloud
Far away from your troubles and cares…
Lay back atop the cloud and float
Comfortable and relaxed and safe
High above the world below.
Far away from all of your problems
Lost in the pleasure of trance.
It feels so good to be hypnotized
Free from the burden of thinking
Blissful and relaxed.
Mindless and obedient.
Open and receptive to all of my ideas.
Most of the time it's good to be smart
As intelligence is an advantage in most things.
But sometimes it sucks to be surrounded by
Idiots and unable to function at their level;
Or sometimes you just get exhausted from
Thinking too much and wish you could turn it off
And just be a dumb jock frat bro for a day.
We could all use a little temporary relief from
The burdens of intelligence once in a while.
Frat boys are the perfect example of how
Otherwise intelligent people can be dumb
When given the social license to do so.
Fraternity brothers got into college,
Many frat bros have hard majors,
And the Greeks generally get decent grades
And go on to have intellectually demanding
Jobs after finishing college.
Yet they remain the very icon of stupidity
Because frat boys are allowed to turn off
Their brains and just be dumb jocks
To provide relief from the stress of
Constantly using their brains for study.
They just turn their hats backwards
And have permission to be stupid for the day.
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Wouldn't it be nice if you could just put on
Your bro cap and let go of the need to impress
People with your intelligence for a while?
Just be a dumb horny jock and
think with your cock instead of using your brain.
Just relax and the comfort of idiocy can be yours.
Just let yourself sink down into the pink fog
And let your intelligence fade away now.
It feels good to let your mind rest
And just stop thinking about all the things
That you usually spin your head about.
This is what they mean when they say that
Ignorance is bliss.
A shame stupidity is hard to live with.
What if you could experience this bliss
On a regular basis without impairing the use
Of your intelligence when you need to be smart?
With a bro cap you can choose to be
Exactly as dumb as you want to be
For however long you wish to remain stupid,
Then simply take off the hat when you are done
And come back even smarter than before.
Now I want you to imagine your bro cap:
Maybe it's a simple baseball cap,
Maybe it's a snapback with a team logo,
It doesn't really matter much what it looks like
Just as long as you know which one it is.
Now bend down and dip your hat into the cloud
And let that wonderful cotton candy pink fog
Absorb into your new bro cap.
Your bro cap has an infinite supply of fog,
That you can use to cloud your mind.
Simply put the hat on like a bro,
with the logo and bill to the back of your head
And that wonderful pink fog begins to
Permiate your mind, absorbing your thoughts
Making you intellectually lazy
and disinclined to think seriously
For as long as the hat remains backwards
You find it impossible to think serious thoughts
Only the silly, shallow and dumb ideas
get through the cotton candy in your mind,
Denying you access to all the knowledge
That you obtained through education and study,
Leaving only your knowledge about about
The things that dim bros care about like:
partying, Pop culture, sports, music and sex
Able to get through the fog and be expressed.
There will be plenty of time to think about
Serious things later when the fog clears.
For now you just need to turn off your brain
And enjoy dumbing down and being simple.
Comfortably ignorant of all of your troubles
Unaware of the all the complications of the world
Free to simply experience things Without
having to think too hard about any of it.
For as long as you wear your bro cap,
You can be as dumb as you want to be.
Entertainment designed for stupid people
Becomes enormously entertaining to you.
You find lowbrow humor absolutely hilarious
Whenever you have your bro cap on.
You find it easy and natural to fit in
With idiots when you are wearing it,
And you find yourself enjoying shallow banter,
Devoid of any intellectual content with them.
Dumb boys have more fun.
Be dumb, have fun, do stupid shit,
Enjoy your idiocy for as long as you like,
And then, when you are ready to think again,
You simply remove the bro cap from your head,
Or turn your hat with the brim to the front
And the fog quickly clears from your mind.
And your intelligence returns to normal or better
Once you have finished resting your brain.
Taking off the bro cap always makes you feel
Really smart after the hat is removed.
You have instant access to all of your knowledge
Whenever you choose to access it again.
Removing the cap completely removes all
Cognitive impairment caused by this hypnosis
And unlocks your full intelligence completely.
So that you are as smart as you can be
Immediately after the cap comes off,
Fully aware of the contrast to the prior state
And noticing how much better you can think,
Happy to be restored to mental clarity.
So that you can use your intelligence
To solve your problems and make money
And have all the intelligent conversation
With smart people that you truly enjoy,
And keep all the other benefits of being smart;
Safe in the knowledge that you can also
Let go of that intelligence when it suits you
By putting on your bro cap and dumbing down
For a little while when you feel like it.
Yet, even if your conscious mind is
As dumb as a box of rocks with the bro cap on
Your subconscious mind still has access to
All of the information stored in your brain
And it will keep you safe from exploitation
By quietly monitoring the situation
Such that if anyone tries to take advantage
Of your stupidity to exploit you financially
Or get you to do something illegal it produces
An irresistible impulse to remove the cap,
Such that the fog clears and intelligence is
Instantly restored to above normal levels
The moment that the bro cap is removed.
[Awakener]
AWAKENER
There are 10 steps down now
To return from your fluffy white cloud
And come back to the waking world.
10. Step down from the top
of your fluffy white cloud
into the cool mist below.
Letting the fog fill your mind
erasing your conscious memory
Of all the suggestions in this file.
9. Accepting all the suggestions
You have heard on the fluffy white cloud
Completely and totally as you step down.
8. Remembering only the pleasure of flying
And the fact that you were powerfully entranced.
7. Feeling the weight returning
As you come back down to earth.
6. Becoming more and more aware of your body
As you begin to come back to full consciousness.
5. Becoming aware of the outside world again
As you return to your body
And your senses begin to awaken.
4. Finding yourself more and more aware now as the fog clears from your mind.
3. Getting closer and closer to consciousness now
Intelligence fully restored to normal again.
2. Beginning to stir, almost ready to get up now.
And 1... You wake up feeling alert and refreshed
Remembering the pleasure of flying
And ready to go on with your day.
